ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(via caiticornia)
our refrigerator broke
not cool
Whenever I might bring up a memory of mine with my mother she usually denies it completely and sometimes I get so offended that I just convince myself she’s getting old and can’t remember things. It also helps me assure myself I’m not insane.
by Lorenzo Agius
(Source: ameile, via enoughthunder)
I walked into the school’s bathroom and someone had sharpied all over the walls, mirrors, and stalls.
And then I thought to myself, “This isn’t my beautiful house.”
"I could puke on myself and still be good looking."
Scott Disick (via lunati)
(Source: burgeandchips, via yeezytaughtme)
I swear it’s not dirt under my fingernails
No please believe me
It’s ink I promise
Trust me I’m an artist
Please understand
B)
(Source: caiticornia)
My first tattoo. It means a lot to me. It signifies the importance of free-thinking, reason, and logic…not that any religious people would understand.
(via venusaurphobia)
I have so much food around me that I don’t even have to eat it my hunger has already been satisfied by its presence.
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this is my new favorite video
Hercules reads his script entirely wrong
(reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)Well I know how I’m going to be saying disappointed from now on.
oh my god I thought the exact same thing
im reglobg this agian just thinking aobut this video makes me laugh
pl
(via vondell-swain)
“I’ve lost weight” I announced.
Everyone congratulated me.
But Weight was the name of my son.
How laughable. ”weight” clearly is not the same as “Weight” and trying to trick your reader into suggesting…
Looks like somebody got ownd
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